Matt

a person who has no bitches and also admitted to having a piss kink

Matt's a real nice guy, I wonder if he can't get bitches because of his piss kink?

by cheeseheadmilf December 7, 2022

Matt-ryan

To choke really hard.

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.

by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022

Matt’s Husband

Nick/Asher/Nick Hoffman
the husband of matthew

#futurecouple

matt’s husband is so funny! they’re spicy a cute couple 💘

by flairswrld January 2, 2023

Matt

Please wait 3 years and 12 hours for a definition.

Oh, you're so slow, you're just like Matt!

by Muttonheadforthewin January 8, 2023

Matt

Matthews really dry
Like really dry
Really freakin dry…

Especially if your last names Edgson

Person: *asks a question*
Matt: doesn’t respond or responds with “idk”

by Not Brooke July 7, 2023

matt hayes

iron block out of minecraft

yo guys it me minecraft matt hayes aka moo moo and today we are with callum heaton who is a penchod

by mergrati July 13, 2023

Matt Coburn

Some teacher who is really funny, is a huge joke, just makes you laugh out loud with his constant emails and spirit week reminders

Oh, Matt Coburn posted again with his dodgeball announcement or whatever. I'm like, Bro. I DON'T EVEN LIKE DODGEBALL! NO ONE CARES!

by 20209 July 21, 2023