Deadass Joke

Definition:
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.

I said that I do not like pit mommies, Nissan Altima drivers, or vegans. It was a deadass joke

by b e e n u s May 20, 2025

A joke

a joke is like april fools but used as a phrase

a phrase is a group of words

Workers: We're almost done cleaning

That's a joke there.

Ocean: let me Sea your progress

by Aerothermoelasticity March 15, 2021

Joke

You

Want to hear a joke? YOU

by Mr Mime is Best Pokemon November 4, 2020

Joke

It is a joke

Jokes like..elephant can smash an ant.

by Nimosa November 29, 2023

Liam Joke

A Liam Joke is a joke that is intended to be funny, but is rather painfully unfunny and beyond generic. The origin of the phrase “Liam Joke” comes from Liam Griffiths (Born January 13, 1999) who constantly uses the joke “Guess what? Chicken butt” when interacting with his family.

PlayerColton2k: Guess what?
Big B: What?
PlayerColton2k: Chicken butt
Big B: Wow, I’m pissing my pants so hard. You just told a Liam Joke.
PlayerColton2k: What’s a Liam Joke?
Big B: A joke that’s not funny.

by mrberenisp4d0 May 22, 2025

Inside Joke

When a small group of people make up a joke (a phrase) while no one else is there (Sometimes because of an event that occurs, and then someone says something and it becomes an inside joke) and don't tell anyone about it, so every time anyone (whether from the group or not) says the phrase, they all start laughing like idiots for an unknown reason. It completely baffles people outside this group why it would be remotely funny. Most of the time it confuses them, or annoys the crap out of them.

Jeff started cracking up for no reason when I said "jelly"

Like wtf? Is that an inside joke?

Person 1: So I spread mayonnaise on my turkey the other day...
Person 2: Ahaahaahahahah!!! MAYONNAISE!!!!
Person 1: Wha-

Person 3: DID HE JUST SAY MAYONNAISE??!! AHAAHHAHAHAHAH
Person 1: Um??

Person 1: I checked out books from the library for my little brother, he seems to like The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Person 2: HAAHHJHSHJAHJDJHGGJDG HAHAAHHAHAHHA S SHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Person 3: *wheeze*
Person 1: .....

Person 1 walks away

by Uncreative Blob February 7, 2018

Ceiling Joke

A joke that is over your head, like a ceiling. You don't understand it at all.

#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"

#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."

by NickySticks September 15, 2013