Dirty Dan

A middle aged man who visits the local bar 3+ times a week and usually gets a little too fucked up

“Dirty Dan had a rough night at Squires last night”

“Pat stop fiddling with your sister and get your old man a beer” -Dirty Dan

by eater_of_ass May 18, 2022

Dan Brown

A overweight Aerospace worker who thinks he is the best, but only does tool marks and scratches. And likes to tell on people.

Leave it to Dan Brown, he has the sand paper.

by Thinker1967 May 25, 2022

dan shaw

lil poop

?: ‘omg is that dan shaw???’
‘hahhaha lil poop’

by dansgf May 26, 2022

Dan-holting

When against all reasonable judgment, a legal guardian lodges a complaint that could potentially jeopardize the success of the minor that said legal guardian was trying to protect out of love.

Karen was totally Dan-holting the situation.

by Banana75 May 30, 2022

Dan Palmer

Someone who has no filter and is not afraid to speak their mind

He is such a Dan Palmer

by Ben Wild69 June 1, 2022

Dirty Dan

When you blow the apprentice and tell everyone.

Hey Dan meet Pollock, hes new, time for a dirty dan

by Fatmufin June 3, 2022

Dan

Silliest man on the web

Dan is Gay

by Dan is Gay Associatiom June 3, 2022