Testes are the smartest and least appreciated friends that you will ever meet and they will hang out with you or do whatever until one day someone tells them about a vagina that needs a couple of big testes to do a couple of odd jobs around the house , it is then when the testes - your roommates - look for a rental property and start trying to move out before you have used them to pay the bills.
Don’t worry bro , Those testes will take care of them and hold their hair back when they get morning sickness
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025
Get the Testesmug. When you have to take a test for a school subject but you didn’t learn.
So you just make (freestyle) the test without actually knowing anything about it.
So you just make (freestyle) the test without actually knowing anything about it.
Ay man I heard Rodney just did a test freestyle on the important math test.
That bitch crazy on god.
That bitch crazy on god.
by anonymous December 12, 2023
Get the Test freestylemug. A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.
Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"
by Geckoli December 8, 2023
Get the I'm going to fail this testmug. Double finger tested is a process to test the woman's pussy or ass to determine if she is ready to be penetrated with his meat.
While I was having sex with my wife in her pussy, she asked me to double finger tested her ass to determine if she was ready for anal.
by whtronin October 22, 2017
Get the double finger testedmug. “Testing Accommodations” otherwise known as “help for stupid people” are used in order to help those with less in the grey matter department do better on tests.
by CasualHater97 April 2, 2024
Get the Testing Accommodationsmug. 
