Rip off

A very very cheap circumcision

Nate:" Ey yo man how did the circumcision go"
Darren:"not good, never trust a 2$ cicumcision"
Nate:"why man"
Darren:"he used a pliers, it was a total rip off"

by Ptank69 June 3, 2020

Rip Off

A cheap circumcision.

Little Jew Billy needed to be circumcised but his family couldn't afford it. They went for cheaper alternatives. A rip off.

by L30N June 3, 2020

RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

Rip it and shift it

When you are driving a manual car and you floor it to redline before forcefully jamming the shifter into the next gear. Bonus points for leaving your car at redline for several seconds and/or money shifting

“Hey wanna know how to turn your pistons into a space exploration program?”

“Let me guess, rip it and shift it?”

by FishWithFeet August 4, 2020

Fong rip

Fat bong rip

Let’s meet up later and take fong rips.

by peanut butter koalas September 16, 2020

Ripped Moto

1. To be so great at something you are a easily the best compared to your peers.

2. To be so terrible at something you are easily the worst compared to your peers

Bellossom you are a total ripped moto

Thanks pal!.....wait what?

by The fact checker September 17, 2020

RIP river effect

When your up river with no river

You'll be working with Unusable stuff, in other words, you'll have the rip river effect.

by RIP river October 24, 2020