Bag of Rice

Plain and simple, vanilla, basic or; not original

The chick damo fucked is a bag of rice, has the personality of one too.

by Trainssoundfunny June 11, 2022

The Rice crispy shortage of 2021

In 2021 somewhere in America A very small Town a Rice crispy shortage happened i’m not sure how The shortage happened but it did

Person 1 Time to buy some rice crispies for the party

Person 2 you know there’s a shortage of Rice Krispies right?

Person 1 wait what

Person 3 it’s the Rice crispy shortage of 2021!

by Grunt who likes potatos December 24, 2021

bit of old rice

A beautiful shagadelic person.

"You're a bit of old rice Kathy"

by Seth Pittinaro November 11, 2017

Cheese n rice

Legal substitute for the phrase “Jesus Christ”

Cheese n rice Kyle! The fucking condom isn’t meant for your balls!

by McNasty999 May 8, 2021

Disco-Rice Confetti Popper

The act of filling up one's rectum with maggots, then explosively farting them out at someone, ideally at a birthday party or other special occasion

"We're gonna give Joe a Disco-Rice Confetti Popper during halftime"

by PhatSphoincter September 23, 2025

Stirring the rice

To have sex with an Asian from behind.

Dude, were you stirring the rice last night? No, TeTe wouldn't do doggie style.

by Double D and E-Money February 2, 2015

tokyo rice balls

Like a teabag but when you dip your nut sack in soy sauce and wasabi

This girl said she loved sushi so i gave her a tokyo rice balls.

by Sjromero June 15, 2019