Poop hip

The build up of gas in your lower abdomen that causes you to feel like there's a turd sitting on your hip bone.

Look at how Dave is wiggling around in pain. He must have some serious poop hip going on.

by PoopHip71 June 16, 2012

Monkey poop

Slang term for chewing tobacco.

Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.

Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

Creamed Poop

The act of getting it up the ass, having him finsh off in you, then pooping it out and having your poop creamed.

Creamed Poop: Last night Marcus got his poop creamed.

by stan mig January 11, 2011

ate poop

when something tragic happens such as somebody falling off their skateboard, breaking a few bones along with that maybe some teeth and an eyebrow torn off, you could say they ate poop.

Geezza 1: He fell of the skateboard *laughing*
Geezza 2 (aka you): Broooooooooo, he ate poop...

by can u get me a fanta April 22, 2021

runny poops

Basically just another word for diarrhea and mostly only old ladies use it.

Gotta run to the bathroom Linda! I've got the runny poops!!!

by Bruh savage February 16, 2017

Poop pillar

A poop log so long and sturdy that the tip pushes against the bottom of the toilet bowl while the upper end is still inside you. Depending on how much poop you still need to unload while dealing with a pillar, it can be problematic and even painful.

I prefer toilets with deeper bowls to accommodate my log. That way the tip won't reach the bottom and risk causing a poop pillar.

by Rabbi Jimbob September 14, 2015

russian poops

the most poopiest log known to existince

OMG TOMMY HAD A RUSSIAN POOP! tommy;i have shit stain in muh pants yay russian poops

by b2byc2md3n March 17, 2022