Poo Butt

n. A condition characterized by itching and discomfort of the anus resulting approximately 30 minutes after a less than satisfactory wipe job.

I hate to take a dump at the gym because the toilet paper is terrible and I always end up with poo butt.

by Intergurls December 23, 2008

poo head

A word commonly used to insult people.

Lauren: you're such a poo head
Jorjor: :'(

by mxm13 February 24, 2012

goose poo

the smell of victory

I love the smell of goose poo in the morning.

by jess March 27, 2003

picasso poo

When a person takes a shit, usually creamy, and it leaves a paint like residue on the toilet bowl upon flushing. Different techniques and types of poo yield different results or masterpieces.

After a 12 minute battle with the toilet, Mike enjoyed flushing so he could see his Picasso poo at work.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

poo puncher

"Poo Puncher" is a man who puts his willy in an anus, male or female, and "punches the poo"

My friend Lenny is a total Poo Puncher.

by not poo pushed February 8, 2009

Poo Nugget

A small nuggety irritating person that looks they have not aged since they were 10.

'Hey Peter, look at that Poo Nugget'

'I hate that douche'

'I concur'

by swainal February 15, 2009

poo bomb

After having sex with a male or female (whatever that person is into), You crap in the condom, poke a hole in the bottom and drain out the remaining seman. You then place the "poo bomb" into your hand and hurl it at an un-suspecting person's face. Preferably when they are talking so it lands in the person's mouth.

"During my board meeting, I poo bombed someone really badly"

by Laughtdigitty November 1, 2007