Paper Pilferer

Someone who steals paper at every opportunity, takes the stacks home for hoarding, yoinks any and all they see once spotted.
A bad, bad person.
A scallywag.

Limelia: Oh God please Cheyenne, don't take the paper! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cheyenne: *yoinks paper*
Cheyenne: *Is a paper pilferer* :D

by i_only_suck_fat_dick June 26, 2019

peelin paper

when you're paying for something at the local ghetto corner store, thumbing thru hella large bills, which have come from drug transactions, looking for a small bill to pay for your malt drink

tyrone: get me a malt, blood

jamal: ok, let me pull da wad
(starts thumbing thru $50 and $100's at a frantic pace)

tyrone: damn, jamal, you be peelin paper for a minute

jamal: hell yeah, blood

by WSDC August 04, 2014

flat as paper

When a girl has no boobs and is the same chest shape as paper
__________________________(girl)
__________________________(Paper)

Have you seen that girl Jamie's she's legit flat as paper

by I'm poppy January 06, 2018

Getting paper

When someone is getting lots of money.

Getting paper somewhere

by Aloboxandy February 21, 2017

Wet Paper Plate Five

Insult to make fun of someone being bad at Call of Duty.

Person 1: *Gets Killed in COD*

Person 2: "Bro, stop being a Wet Paper Plate Five."

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

paper folding

to work an office job.

to relax and kill time while working.

look at that lazy paper folder.

another day at work another day of paper folding.
origin. when reading a news paper one often folds it, commonly seen in an office enviroment.

by killen villain August 08, 2008