Blast

1. Similar to wicked, or lit.
2. Means to suck, or lame

1. I have a girlfriend. “That’s blast”
2. I can’t come to the party, “That’s blast” or “blast”

by Y/NonBlast October 11, 2019

blast your ass

another phrase for “sorry to bother you” or “hate to inform you”

I don’t mean to blast your ass, but you should know that i cheated on you.

by poopyahole69 August 9, 2020

Peruvian diarrhea blast

When you’re getting such good, slobbery, heavenly, beautiful penile head that you shit yourself through the sky all the way to Peru. There have been multiple incidents of this happening, the most notable being that of harry koksuker, from Thailand.

Harry koksuker: I’m going to get head now please girl
His girlfriend: ok but be warned it’s really good
Harry koksuker: he went to peru (got peruvian diarrhea blast)

by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025

blasting my mind

To get high on marijuana.

I was blasting my mind all day today.

by emit June 11, 2008

Wok-Blasted

To be totally shit faced.

Man, i'm getting wok-blasted tonight!

by txbe September 14, 2025

Turkey Blasted

A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.

Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!

Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!

by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020

barry blast

A fat mother fucker usally black who sits on the couch eating mac n cheeze

Mm ur a Barry blast now aren't u

by Slutty hoe ass cunt July 27, 2016