The Road Less Travelled

An asshole, usually belonging to a girl who prefers normal sex over buttseks, hence "less travelled"

I personally enjoy buttseks.
Damn look at her road less travelled
by Method Gurl December 30, 2004
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Up the dirt road

The act of fucking someone in the ass. Usually done before he/she has an enema.
That bitch is so nasty, she polished my pole AFTER I went up the dirt road.
by dicmeister September 03, 2010
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Old Town Road

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
by Bombuella May 19, 2019
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red dirt road

when a man and a woman have sex and the woman is on her period, the man pops her cherry and then starts having anal sex with the woman.
Jim: "hey, me and my girlfriend took the red dirt road last night"
Fred: "yeah man, when the red river flows, take the dirt road home"
by Lorf29 December 29, 2015
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100 miles of bad road

When a man or woman's face is extremely ugly!!!
person1)Man, she looks good!
person2)Her face looks like 100 miles of bad road!
by horsefly October 09, 2005
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Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.

Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.
Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"

Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"
by TreeWeezel November 16, 2010
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Kansas City Road Block

Gluing an individuals butt cheeks together with Elmers glues.
Last night I played the funniest prank on Joe. I gave him a Kansas City Road Block.
by jdsjflasdl February 04, 2009
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