Purity Beard

When a woman's pubic hair has grown to the point that nobody is willing to dig through the bushes.

Did you hook up with Janet ?
No man, her purity beard had lint in it and scared me off.

by Madric44 July 7, 2017

Badass Beard

One who takes it in the bunghole, especially after crying about not getting his/her them/they way. Known to overreact over the most minor inconveniences and tends gets very emotional on the regular.

Man, did you see that badass beard after he got completely demolished on that game he didn’t want to play? He rage quit so fucking hard, then ate a whamburger and dipped his French cries in cum.

by AirPro1 August 1, 2022

The Beard Principle

If you kissed, your facial hair will start growing faster and stronger.

Man 1: wow! Since when u gout this beard?
Man 2: oh I've kissed last week
Man 1: oh, so it gotta be The Beard Principle!

by Thenutmaker June 18, 2021

fart beard

The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).

Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.

by mfrogz June 30, 2015

Dwarvish Beard

When you're rimming a girl and you get your beard covered in discharge getting it all matted and wet.

God Alex looks like your Mrs gave you a proper Dwarvish beard last night, haven't you showed?!

by Remote Aardvark September 2, 2016

Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts

The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts (BBSE) was a plot device in the post-communist revolutionary world developed acclaimed writing critic and author Isaac S. The world focuses on the downtroddden of society with themes of redemption and rebirth. The BBSE is one of the main factions, and the main character of the first volume is Hans, one of the six senior high-sandwich-artists of the organisation. At the time of writing the epic post-communist revolutionary saga is yet to reach its conclusion, but it is widely speculated that they will succeed in their efforts to secure voting rights for dogs and defeat the zealous crusaders of the palm trees of the north.

In the post-communist revolutionary world, the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich enthusiasts were the most benevolent faction and their support of voting rights for dogs reflected this.

Hans is part of the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts! Didn't you know?

The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts was dedicated to finding the perfect sandwich, a task they complete before volume 1. Six sandwiches for the high-sandwich-artists and three for the dog-king Rufus. But all of them were deceived because another sandwich was made.

by GreySevenFourPrime June 30, 2020

lockdown beard

A phenomenon that occurred over the majority of 2020 where people have grown beards during their time in lockdown during the COVID-19 pandemic (either because they wanted to try a new look, couldn't be bothered to shave or a combination of the two).

"I haven't done much during the last few months, just grew a lockdown beard and that's about it.

by WatcherMark November 4, 2020