by ugglet October 08, 2019
An ambiguous statement, meaning variously that all news is in some measure false, that an absence of received information on a given topic is meaningful, or that there is no greater reality than nothingness; take your pick, add your own.
"Has the jury reached a verdict yet?"
"They've been deliberating for months, and no news is the truth."
"They've been deliberating for months, and no news is the truth."
by Monkey's Dad July 16, 2023
A tiny little attempt at a town, known for its crazy people and its liquor store formerly a town of much prosperity but now a hole in the ground due to its most infamous resedents moving from the shore of its lake the "slowcan."
New Denver is also known for its close proximity to the kokanee glacier with its beer and sasquatches.
New Denver is also known for its close proximity to the kokanee glacier with its beer and sasquatches.
lets go to New Denver and ride a Sasquatch and drink some Kokanee that we bought from the liquor Store.
by squeEks August 23, 2006
Usually referring to white people being a public embarrassment. Mostly towards Karens, kens, Redpill, and white celebrities who act foolish on social media.
" We got that wonderbread News!"
by dogymodg July 11, 2023
Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.
D.P.
D.P.
Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.
by Imalevolent February 21, 2019
Berthalomaz right now is a country that resides near the core of the earth (Under the USA,UK,RUSSIA, ETC)
Guy1: Where did you go on the holidays?
Guy2: Berthalomaz
Guy1: Berthalomaz?
Guy2: New Berthalomaz actually!
Guy1: Wtf? that's not a real place
Guy3: Hey! that place is real! i've been there too!
Guy2: Berthalomaz
Guy1: Berthalomaz?
Guy2: New Berthalomaz actually!
Guy1: Wtf? that's not a real place
Guy3: Hey! that place is real! i've been there too!
by Berthalomaz June 28, 2022
by JamPock July 11, 2018