Gay Mountain Moment

Having a meltdown as a direct result of hiking or cycling up a steep hill.

‘I think I’ll buy some jelly babies just in case Emma has a Gay Mountain Moment’

by ggowgal February 20, 2021

Mountain hut

A very modest mountain cabin with minimal amenities.

Dude I just found a cheap place up in Lake Tahoe for the weekend! A nice little mountain hut! We can snuggle up together at night and I can finger yo butt!

by Big poppa 62353456 April 20, 2018

The Mountain Lake

When you tit-fuck your girl until you cum into her waiting open mouth and fill it up.

I met that girl at he bar and brought her her home. I gave her The Mountain Lake and she almost choked to death.

by BellsBeach1303 October 12, 2020

mountaining

The amount of college assignments that make students dependent to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin

With finals week approaching and mountaining assignments piling up, I found myself relying on Tombocantuxin caffeine pills just to keep my eyes open!

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

mountain taco

Naked women encountered in the woods

I was camping with Rick and Jeremy when we stumble upon some mountain taco. We took that shit straight to the tent to enjoy Mother Nature's blessing.

by Mateo El Bando De Campo October 15, 2017

Mountain

High rock peeks created via tectonic plates crashing into each other.

Steve: Yesterday i climbed a mountain with my friends!

by Geometry Dash Spartan April 9, 2018

Rocky Mountain Reality Check

That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar

Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.

by GungaDinn May 19, 2024