by Bye bye turd December 02, 2020
Person one: LOL, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUEEN CRACKER!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!
by 1306sierestymnabruidk January 10, 2023
A Mind Reader is a person or machine that can tell what other people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!”
Mind reader: “I shall not it is wrong for me to reveal my secrets.”
Josh: “I understand and respect that.”
Mind reader: “I shall not it is wrong for me to reveal my secrets.”
Josh: “I understand and respect that.”
by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019
The Mind Reader was engaged to Quincy Jones’ daughter Rashida Jones and began his career working for John Kerry in 2004.
by Coop Dupe January 01, 2020
What was your plan for event invitees? This is my mind cast:
- Create invites
- Assign salespeople to industries
- Set an expected number of invites sent by X date
- All non-responded invites followed up within seven days
- Final number collated in four week
Sound okay?
- Create invites
- Assign salespeople to industries
- Set an expected number of invites sent by X date
- All non-responded invites followed up within seven days
- Final number collated in four week
Sound okay?
by KnightSmithJones March 20, 2023
To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint"
i.e. Go take a smoke break
i.e. Go take a smoke break
Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right
Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first
Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first
by styn December 11, 2021
by massssivecuntsinrats August 20, 2021