may 25

May 25th is when the boys gotta grip ass and girls give your man a nice kiss.

“ hey its may 25th! ”
“ oh i almost forgot! ”

by anonymous May 24, 2022

May 27th

Kiss your girlfriend or your crush on this day

Guy 1:hey tomorrow is may 27th
Guy 2:bro we gotta kiss our crushes tomorrow

by Fsdyifdynoizaw3 May 26, 2022

May 27

National Girls send Nudes Day

have fun people!! :)

Jack: Jessica has been sending every guy at school nudes!

Billy: why?

Jack: It's May 27th

Billy: Oh yeah!

by LOLOL_ez May 27, 2022

no gay may

A month (may) where all gay people must be straight for a month. Only straight porn, only straight relationships etc.

Person 1: *is gay*
Person 2: u failed no gay may

by yeetz72 May 28, 2022

May 30th

May 30th is National Sex Day. You have to have sex with anyone who asks you to, no matter what.🤷

Guy - Hey Olivia wanna have sex?

Girl - No thank you.

Guy - But it's May 30th?

Girl - What's May 30th?

Guy - National Sex Day!

Girl - Okay fine..

by danisreallyhorny May 29, 2022

May 30

National kiss someone day kiss anyone

Heyyyy it’s may 30 u know what that means

by Blackmonkey12345 May 30, 2022

May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by anonymous March 31, 2022