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Math

The art of frustration and stuff your never going to use that teachers try to shove in your brains through your ear but comes out the other side like your finger, While math class is the dungeon of misery where you go to get yelled at by the teacher because you can't find out why the hell x would equal x*y * \(' _ ')/ ?
I am i jail because I'd rather be here than do math.
by fa la la la fa la la no March 5, 2019
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Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.
Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"
by RetardedGenius420 September 14, 2022
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1st Class Maths

A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.
Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!
by Carry on young one February 20, 2025
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Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
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Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.
"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"
by John Yang May 23, 2018
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Sparx maths

The embodiment of hell. I would not wish this shitty punishment upon even my worst enemy. Help me- no sparx is very good yes i love it. (HELP MY TOES ARE BEING CHOPEED OFF) yes i am getting so smart for saying 1+1=3 mhm mhmmmmm (HELP PLEASE NOT A DRILL)
Sparx maths is dogwater
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by Aesodynx May 21, 2023
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math

Math is the only class kids fall asleep in.
teacher: today we are dividing negatives
class: UHHHHHHHHHHHH
teacher: oh come one it will be fun
Jimmy: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
by Swiftsoul February 11, 2018
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