cock master

Someone who is a complete wordhomo. They usually say stupid things.

Speedy is a cock master

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Miss. Bush Master

When the females pubic hair is so bushy and long, your dick screams for it's life while her genetal hair strangles your testicals!

Sara L. from Odezzy!

Person 1: So what did you do last night?

Person 2: Well got in to it with Miss. Bush Master!

Person 3: You know Sara!

by Austin Wilson October 23, 2007

Master Wing Commander

a man (or women) who has mastered the art of being a wingman

"Hey what do you think of that girl over there?"
"hmmm...she likes slow jazz and walks on the beach....oh! and she has a cat named jeff"
"How do you know that just from looking at her?"
"Dude i am a master wing commander!"

by Oneliners June 30, 2009

jedi master lupe

a kick ass neopet that has become a jedi master!

Kid 1: Hey I got my neopet gelert up to level 4 yesterday!

Kid 2: Oh really? My neopet's a jedi master lupe!

by mmmloops October 12, 2009

Skin Master General

(SMG) A very skinny man that hobbles around and you can see his bones through his skin.

Skin Master General can barley walk, get him some food.

by Gwolf September 20, 2010

Jizz Master Jay

An overly excited male who feels very strong emotions towards a piece of stimuli.

*One of your alternative genre tracks come on in the club*

Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'

Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'

Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'

Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'

by Corbusier December 22, 2014

jordan kush master

That 1 african kid that happends to be the master of everthing kush related.

Hey, did you see that jordan kush master?

by xxx-kushmaster-xxx April 3, 2015