A weird ass "🥺" girl who looks dumb and when she speaks acts even dumber than you were expecting before. never trust a Maria Clotilde because they're snakes.
A: bruh don't act like a Maria Clotilde
B: I'm not trying to, it's just too hard to stop moving my wrists and make the clanking noise of my bracelets on my weak ass arms.
B: I'm not trying to, it's just too hard to stop moving my wrists and make the clanking noise of my bracelets on my weak ass arms.
by izzy_15 September 5, 2020
Get the Maria Clotilde mug.This very rare specie was first found in the deserted ruins in of Sydney, Australia. This specie is the only one of it's kind, it has unique characteristics. It is half Babboon with a red ass that trees love to slap, and half human. This specie can be defined as a Kuya Shit Shit under the category for Detrivores. Marcia Gallucia is mostly known for it's stripper pole habitats and it's addicting game playing environment.
Jorge:"Hey there Kim, have you seen the new exhibit in the zoo? It's called a Marcia Gallucia."
Kim:"No i haven't! what does it look like?"
"Have you seen that thing? it has a red ass, and a tree called thomas is slapping it"
Kim:"No i haven't! what does it look like?"
"Have you seen that thing? it has a red ass, and a tree called thomas is slapping it"
by Cjayyy November 1, 2008
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A Mariah Lynne is my swift. :D she is a b.e.a.utiful mother ducker who is my sister &+ wife. (Swift) I love her to death, although, we really don't chill that muchhh. :(( But when we do, it's like we hung out the day before. She has gorgeeouss bluuuee eyess and is a tan, skinny bitchh wiff a belly button ring, and a nosee ring tooo. All the d00ds wanna fudge herr, but she don't lett 'eem. :) we gots so0o much in commonn, anndd yourr mann will wanna fuuckk mariahh soo hardd that his dick CUMS out her bum :D tehehheeheh.
I'm a narstyy girl. :P
I'm a narstyy girl. :P
by Nigggggggggggggggggggggggggggg July 16, 2010
Get the Mariah Lynne mug.a fat slut that has no friends. she often fucks her sheets. she also may be a lesbian. her most shining quality is that she is hoe. she wont let guys in her pants because she probably has a dick.
by darlene1245 September 10, 2010
Get the maria selby mug.An amazing talented, beautiful, great singer and is lovely and mostly fun to be around she is always there when you need her, whenever your feeling down she will be there! You can trust her. Never a whore as well usually a tumblr girl and very free and open.
by Kaykaythemostswagest May 12, 2014
Get the mariah alicia mug.The most amazing couple ever. Maria thinks Trey is the best boyfriend ever, and shes so happy to be with him.
Almost 1 year and 3 months together baby ! Forever to go !! ♡
Crazy in love since day one ♥
Almost 1 year and 3 months together baby ! Forever to go !! ♡
Crazy in love since day one ♥
Are they still together after all that shit they've been through ?! Oh woww
Maria and Trey are the strongest couple ever !
Maria and Trey are the strongest couple ever !
by TreysWife November 1, 2013
Get the Maria and Trey mug.Maria Durning is amazing, beautiful, perfect and a great human being. Most people consider her as a ride or say she has a sexy ass. She is the most amazing person you can ever meet. Her eyes are given from the angels, they are more amazing than any stars. They are usually a beautiful bright blue or green. She usually goes for hot blond guys. You are honoured to know a MariaDurning.
by Treehouse246 November 20, 2013
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