trouble brewing machine 

A highly skilled drama king or queen. An individual who can cause hate and discontent in their sleep. A professional troublemaker who says just the right things to cause a conflict. Someone who can relentlessly go from one situation to another and stir the pot. Veteran instigator.

He's the only guy I know who can make everyone at work hate one another after only an hour, he's one trouble brewing machine!

trouble brewing machine by LarsonM October 23, 2012

Hop in the time machine 

The act of having sex with your wife/girlfriend's younger, but similar looking sister.

Hey man your wife's sister looks just like her. Why don't you hop in the time machine and relive the glory of days past.

Hop in the time machine by sniper98g July 19, 2014

Austrian Death Machine 

Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.

"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"

Austrian Death Machine by gbrodee April 9, 2015

Cleaning the Washing Machine 

When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.

Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.

Cleaning the Washing Machine by NotABanana August 13, 2015

Big Mac Machine 

A machine or tool that is constantly or permanently broken. Can also refer to people who constantly go through mental breakdowns over the smallest thing.

Customer: leme get uhh 2 big maBs wit sum Bheese
Cashier: big mac machine broke
Customer: bihhh fix that joint rn

Big Mac Machine by Hex4Nova April 8, 2017

2 tonne machine 

The 2 tonne machine is a beast of a machine which can hold 10 big macs in each leg.

The rumble of the 2 tonne machines coming makes people cry and run in fear of being crushed by big boy ben.

2 tonne machine by Ben Booth October 13, 2017

bucking washing machine 

A girl ties up a guy and while riding his penis cowgirl, tickles him to make him buck and squirm until she cums.

Guy 1 : "Dude, why weren't you at mu party last night?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "

bucking washing machine by Dschizo May 11, 2018