The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.

“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”

by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019

Luke DeNuke

A man who is addicted/loves nukes.

Harry is such a Luke DeNuke!

by The the the perso February 16, 2025

Luking

To be crazy and hyper at the same time whilst also retaining every function and heightening gastrointestinal movements causing bloating and gas, whilst feeling an extreme sense of euphoria and degraded sense of humour. You also become slightly retarded for the period of engaging in Luking. See also having a stroke or autism

My brother was luking out

by Oj simpson fam 12 April 26, 2025

luke joynes

Likes to stick his thumb up kids bums! He’s a fat cunt and he’s coming for you! Run!

Omg it’s a Luke Joynes 😱😱😱

by Normiethot6969 March 12, 2019

justin luke harrison

One that walks too funny because they have had too many dicks in the ass .

Tom: why is she walking so funny

Jerry: she just got Justin Luke Harrisoned

by Dildo_shwaghins May 19, 2018

Luke

Guy who loves his girlfriend more.

BF: I love you more
GF: No, I love you more
BF: Impossible, my name is Luke.

by CoolBeansMckee March 3, 2021

Luke Prince

Dude wit a big ole shlong and packs fatties on the weekend. Also 5 foot 9 and loves to mingle ;)

Dang Luke Prince your y’all and sexy and can probably steal my girl

by TotallynotnamedLuke February 9, 2019