Chef’s Kiss

coined by the predecessor to bourdain, the chefs kiss is the true appreciation any man can give for his lover while she is cheffin in the kitchen, the chefs kiss consists of giving top quality grade A face to your lover as they cook,

He gave his girlfriend the chef’s kiss to show his appreciation for the beautiful meal she prepared.

by imbeinsherious August 6, 2022

chocolate kiss

A chocolate kiss is the act of deliberately incorrectly wiping your asshole, so that the next time you are recieving a rim job your partner gets some hershey stains on his lips and teeth. This transaction is known as a chocolate kiss, and although involantary in most cases can sometimes be done deliberately by either person for enhanced pleasure or for revenge.

1) Wait until Duke finds out that I have prepped my asshole for a chocolate kiss

2) Although it took me 3 weeks to clean the corn out of my teeth, I really enjoyed it when I gave Doc a chocolate kiss. What a fantastic birthday present, and a fantastic boyfriend I have.

by TGSMaverick January 11, 2006

french kiss

an inevitable phase of doing sex, that a man opens his mouth wide (like a snake) and swallows you! If you are lucky enough to get out of his mouth, you will resemble a mouthful brought back by a child, deepened in saliva!

Miranda: heyyyyy what's wrong with you? have you fallen into a river or something?

Joan: Actually I've been french kissed...

by shzz September 1, 2009

platonic kiss

cheating!

Ok, yeah.. it was platonic kiss I'm sorry it won't happen again.

by heaaaanaaay July 12, 2016

KISS offense

(v) to conduct oneself or something in the easiest possible manner by avoiding extraneous actions. KISS stands for Keep It Short & Simple or Keep It Simple, Stupid. Much like a basketball coach would call out a Triangle offense or Isolation offense from a sideline, a parent, trainer or mentor would tell their subordinate to "run the KISS offense"

While the intern was fumbling through a long drawn out slideshow that was putting everyone to sleep, his mentor said to him, "run the KISS offense"

by Sentinel408 September 9, 2009

kiss the choochoo

To act in a stupid and reckless manner as if one were standing on the railroad tracks waiting for the train to come by. Usually results in some sort of catastrophe for the offending individual.

We told him not to open his mouth and insult the much bigger man but no, he had to go and kiss the choochoo and now he's a bloody mess.

by lordjulius May 16, 2009

Kiss the Trailer

A really dumbass game where you sit in the back of a pickup truck or other top open vehicle of sorts, drive on the freeway, while your dumbass driver gets close to a tractor trailer, trailer portion specific, and your dumbass friends try to get close enough to the trailer to literally kiss the trailer so they can win the game. However, what normally happens is all of the dumbasses try to complete this process after many slaps and pokes of the trailer.

hey fuck faces, let's play kiss the trailer, and to make it extra fun let's add booze and some pot to the equation.

by trogdor1 January 3, 2011