Break the bed while having sex and fall then accidentally ejaculate in your own face and lips then unintentionally lick your lips.
I hope you don’t James yourself tonight when you are with your girlfriend! That’s when you break the bed while having sex and accidentally jizz in your own face then lick your lips unintentionally!
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Get the James Blake mug.When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.
I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!
That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!
Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!
That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!
Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!
by Josh April 14, 2006
Get the James Blunt mug.FREAKING JAMES!! He can be and is so oblivious to love or doesn't seem to show it. He will act like everything is fine when his world is falling apart. Is one of the "cool"kids but doesn't really care, he just wants real friends who will be with him during all the ups and downs. Is truthful and will tell the truth most of the time. He knows when to stop and won't push or go over the line. If he speaks to you only about life listen, that means you're important and that he needs to talk. He could be hurting but will try to keep everyone happy.
"That is very James of you."
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