Jackie

Jackie: a beautiful person, with an amazing bod. Can be super athletic but also a couch potato. Says they're super fat buh in reality weighs like a pound. Sometimes they're super cocky to their friends but only as a joke because secretly they're extremely self-conscious, even though they have no reason to be;)

Girl: im the cutest person ever buh I weigh like one hundred thousand million billion kajillion pounds😩

Other girl: dang girl your such a jackie😂

by Blech... March 16, 2017

jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.

Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation

by Pirotek March 19, 2017

Jacketed

Insane. Crazy. As in a straight-jacket.

Tom: "Hey. What's up Rob? Hows it going with that thing you told me about?"
Rob: "That chick has me so vexed. I'm losing my mind. And, I'm fit to be jacketed."

by RFGAnon April 20, 2017

jackie habermann

a girl who loves her family more than her own life

I would be like jackie habermann if it was my family.

by itjustis April 27, 2017

Jackie

A very very short girl with an explosive attitude. You normally can find her telling pointless annoying jokes you can find on those popsicle sticks. Don't touch this kind of girl because that only leads to her flipping shit like it's her period 24/7.

Did you see Jackie this morning?
Yeah she almost ate my finger off when i tried to hug her.

by Eric_sich May 24, 2017

jackiefish

English Total War youtuber. Mostly famous for his bromance with PixellatedApollo, another youtuber. Some say it is more than that...

All hail Emperor JackieFish!

by Salamander the Great July 18, 2017

jackie chin

When two guys are in the car and jack each other off and get it on their chins. Homo unless stated otherwise

"Hey dude, when your gf is gone wanna jackie chin in my BMW?"

"Yeah dude, sounds good, no homo!"

by Al-Queso November 4, 2017