fat-brained

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.

Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.

by sauj October 30, 2014

freezer brain

A sharp, icepick like pain in the middle of your forehead after consuming a cold beverage too quickly.

"Oh, oh! I drank that smoothie way too quick! Freezer brain!"

by professorofslang May 2, 2015

Brain Splinter

Song or Thought stuck in your head all day

That darn song has been my 'Brain Splinter' all day & I can't get it out

by PinkMinkPrincess June 3, 2015

Orgasm brain

When you ignore all good sense and reason just to have an orgasm

Jim: bro I was about to finish in my girl and she wanted me to pull out but orgasm brain kicked in and I was like "fuck no bitch" so I'm single now and in 9 months I'm bout to have a chat with Maury.......

by Lookinstuup August 13, 2016

Gettin' Brain

To have a bitch gag on your cock.

Choke on it till she fucks up her eye makeup.

I'll be in the back Gettin' Brain from Trina.. She was chokin on that cock till her mascara got fucked up!!

by TOMBAGGER September 21, 2016

Brain AID

You have got Brain AID dude WTH

Me:I just throw diamonds in lava
Friend:do you have BRAIN AID? Why would you do that?

by FactzMan69 June 22, 2019

Writers Brain

This could be used to describe the brain of any writer, but i believe it to be a periodical and temporary experience. It is when someone is in the headspace of being poetic or saying and thinking beautiful, deeply emotional crap. It’s truly haunting. Non-writers don’t understand this, but it’s a flurry of emotions. It’s also motivation to want to write, which normally doesn’t result in writing anyways.

“I just want to be loved like a fairytale right now, i want someone to gaze into my eyes... oh shit... i have Writers Brain right now!”

by poetbaby April 20, 2019