A book

Used as an analogy to something very difficult and say it as an easy thing to piss people off thinking you as an arrogant asshole.

You can use this analogy when you make something so hard to do easy as fuck. It helps inflate your ego too.

Cassidy: Damn! This calculus exam is very difficult. There's no way someone can finish this under an hour
Brian: *Answers 6 questions and skips all the other ones and passes his papers* Dude this is so easy to understand. It's like reading a book. I don't why are you guys having a hard time on it
Cassidy: Shut up asshole!
Brian: Cassidy, your dad is literally black.

by Lightofdarkness666 July 21, 2022

NATIONAL EAT YOUR BOOKS day

This is a day to eat your books because your hungry right now

I live national eat your books day.

by Walks232 July 25, 2019

Little Book Theory

If your name goes in the book strange things will start to happen.

The Little Book Theory is true, my name went in the book and potatoes appeared on my porch.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

Are You Writing a Book?

Used in annoyance to point out that someone is being inquisitive to an extremely irritating degree.

"Dude, why do you ask so many questions? Are you writing a book?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 30, 2022

reading the same book

When two or more people are on the same page about something or talking about the same thing

“Are we reading the same book”

by bananajoe August 23, 2020

big-booking

Present tense:
The act or process of reading text books to help overcome an difficult problem, usually computing based. There is an implicit direct relationship between the complexity of the problem to be solved and the size of the book referred to.
Big-booking does not refer to reading large print novels.
Historical tense: big-booked

I had to do some serious big-booking to figure out how to make the syncotronomatic de-warbliser phase shift my quantum state. Only after I had unsuccessfully big-booked for several hours did Warwick show me that the syncotronomatic de-warbliser was not plugged in.

by kykweer June 06, 2007

book toter

Someone who tries to get into someone's pants by "helping" them with their books.

Dude did you see that douche pull the old book toter yesterday?

by Fetty wherp February 23, 2016