Mr. House

if u have ever attended cabot public schools, chances are you have been blinded by the shiny bald head of mr house. its like staring at the top of a babys oily head. this is the literal worst principal since mrs sandage. he walks around school all day doing dick diddly. he stands in the cafeteria before school and yells at people for standing up... LIKE WHO THE FUCK CARES? if you have been graced by god to not know this man, i envy you.

1: Have you seen Mr. House's shiny head?
2: It's hard to miss. By the way, what the fuck does he even do?
1: I don't know. Maybe he's a janitor.

by isucktoes<3 January 20, 2023

House Burger

Created in a secret lab deep within the earth for Franklin House, Valparaiso Indiana.

Mad Creator: Mr. Erik Bakrevski.

Know as the tastiest burger ever conceived by a mortal man.

Gus: Suck my dick! This House Burger is the shiznit.

Leon: You're Goddamn right Gus. I'd suck a dick for that lip smacking goodness.

by Scoob0023 June 19, 2016

Seizure House

When a house is decorated for a holiday (Christmas, Halloween, ect.) so brightly that it could trigger a seizure.

You can always tell it's the holiday season when you lose your sight due to your neighbor's Seizure House.

by Scottieboo November 29, 2011

TARF HOUSE

A house that is owned by a group of guys and is mainly used for large social gatherings and parties. Almost a like a frat except without all the rules and regulations. Usually less than 4 people live in the house at once.

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: I think Im gonna head over to TARF HOUSE. I heard they're having a huge party tonight.

by redsolojimbo December 23, 2019

Ashley House

She is the love of my life and the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with! She means the world to me and id die for her, she will forever hold the keys to my heart! I LOVE YOU ASHLEY NICOLE HOUSE XOXO YOUR HUSBAND

Ashley House you mean the world to me you make me wonder every day how did I get so freakin lucky to have such an amazing fiance. A

by ASHLEY House January 7, 2021

House heaux

A girl who basically owns the home of a group of guys, but doesn't live under that roof. You can normally find her at the households' special events, serving as eye candy and keeping things in order. Unlike other party guests, the house heaux has free reign of the property and all rights to anything in the house.

"The party's full."
"Uhm.. Do you know who I am? I'm the house heaux.."
"Oh my god I'm so sorry... of course, come right in." *opens the door for her*

by Just_her_right_remedy October 12, 2016

Trash-house

Another way of stating that someone is "trashy"

That female bartender is totally trash-house!

by nini1986 December 16, 2014