Make my bed

I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam March 1, 2024

Go to bed about it

Response when someone’s either acting like a child complaining about their life; or when someone is being overly dramatic about a minor inconvenience. Telling them they are acting like a child needing a nap, and no one really cares about the problem.

He complained to his coworker; I went bed an hour early just to wake up and hour early!

Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.

by Darc0n7 August 16, 2025

Shit the bed

When someone fucks up

When billy busted a but in his girlfriends pussy he proclaimed "I shit the bed"

by Spike_the_pike October 12, 2017

Bed

Somewhere where you sleep or make your kids

I had so much fun in bed last night

by Ronnieronnie April 2, 2022

Bed jinxed

When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them

“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam

by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018

bed

a bed is a place where a woman and a man go to make babies

man: hmm, i want a child! (as if, but its a scenerio)
woman: me too!
man: lets take it to the bed!!

by wet_noodles June 15, 2021

Carolina Tanning Bed

Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.

“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”

by JackieChanIsAHero June 3, 2020