A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.
by Brother Number One February 18, 2007
Get the valentines day mug.An intended derivative and omission of “nice” from the far more colloquial “have a nice day”. Said as a bare minimum “polite” response when one is aggravated or feels sleighted.
It’s polite in the sense that it intuitively sounds like have a nice day and basically implies that the speaker cares enough about the recipient that they hope the recipient doesn’t die...at least for today.
However it’s also borderline rude, and could be perceived as a way of indirectly telling someone to fuck off, depending on the context. It intentionally omits “nice,” implying that the speaker is either in a general not-nice mood, or does not care about the recipient enough to wish them a nice day per se. Still more graceful than telling someone to piss off, as you can always feign ignorance to any malicious intent.
It’s polite in the sense that it intuitively sounds like have a nice day and basically implies that the speaker cares enough about the recipient that they hope the recipient doesn’t die...at least for today.
However it’s also borderline rude, and could be perceived as a way of indirectly telling someone to fuck off, depending on the context. It intentionally omits “nice,” implying that the speaker is either in a general not-nice mood, or does not care about the recipient enough to wish them a nice day per se. Still more graceful than telling someone to piss off, as you can always feign ignorance to any malicious intent.
*supervisor catches you on a bad day and says some unnecessary shit*:
“Have a day.”
Le sarcastic douche: “Good job!”
Le moi: “Have a day.”
“Have a day.”
Le sarcastic douche: “Good job!”
Le moi: “Have a day.”
by Superlative Detritus November 29, 2018
Get the Have a day mug.SP day is every 28th day in each month and it's a day, when fans from all over the world celebrate Simple Plan.
The idea started in the SP Crew, where this date (the 28th) was set randomly, just in order to have a date to celebrate. And what's the purpose of the SP day? Wearing SP clothing, listening to SP's music, talking about SP and just doing everything in your power to let the world know, that you are a Simple Plan fan!
The idea started in the SP Crew, where this date (the 28th) was set randomly, just in order to have a date to celebrate. And what's the purpose of the SP day? Wearing SP clothing, listening to SP's music, talking about SP and just doing everything in your power to let the world know, that you are a Simple Plan fan!
by Syeren MCRmy_SP May 24, 2009
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A day (presumably Wednesday) in which you need to tag 3 big dick ass niggas under the originating post. TEB states that he needs more big dick ass niggas to do the "Bust That Nut" challenge with him and is giving out free subscriptions to his onlyfans.
A day (presumably Wednesday) in which you need to tag 3 big dick ass niggas under the originating post. TEB states that he needs more big dick ass niggas to do the "Bust That Nut" challenge with him and is giving out free subscriptions to his onlyfans.
Yo Yo Yo its hump day! Ay what I need you to do is tag 3 big dick ass niggas under this tweet right here. I need some more niggas to do this ‘Bust That Nut’ challenge with.
And I’m also giving away another hunit free subscriptions to my onlyfans. Be looking out for that tweet later on today, and don't forget to tag them 3 big dick ass niggas if you one of the big dick niggas tag yourself!
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And I’m also giving away another hunit free subscriptions to my onlyfans. Be looking out for that tweet later on today, and don't forget to tag them 3 big dick ass niggas if you one of the big dick niggas tag yourself!
Hump day! Fuck with ya boy! Nude Barber.
by AntoineSexman September 17, 2022
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John: "Nice bro, sounds like you're going to celebrate Valengine's Day!"
Travis: "Totes!"
John: "Nice bro, sounds like you're going to celebrate Valengine's Day!"
Travis: "Totes!"
by GlazeHer January 26, 2014
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Get the hoe day mug.Seems like an important world holiday, but it's just a big load of bullshit, where companies profit off of those people who are insane enough to buy their girlfriend/spouse $400 Digital Cameras or iPods. On this day, your romantic abilities are proportional to the size of your bank account.
Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.
Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.
Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Jim: OMG Valentine's Day is tomorrow!!!!!
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.
by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010
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