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fake friends 

friends that dont like your boyfriend
person 1: i dont like your bf, you always go out with him not us
person 2: omggg your so toxicccc fuckkk you i hate you, you and the test of the group are fake friends
fake friends by swagger.3000 November 23, 2020

Scattergood Friends School 

A quaker boarding school in west branch, lowa. "college prep, " manifested through over-scheduling students and assigning them copious amounts of homework, all while taking their phones at night and giving them a bedtime. Notorious for its student work program, which is a fantastic source of child labor that parents pay tuition for. Also notorious for its farm immersion program for the first month of the year, which includes even more child labor with some good-natured farm trivia sprinkled in. Led by an out-of-touch administration that gets away with being racist, transphobic, and homophobic, despite being a "progressive" school. Huge drug/alcohol problem - there's not a lot to do at a d-list boarding school in the middle of an lowan cornfield except develop a nicotine addiction from the jul you bribed some senior to buy you in lowa city. Students often transfer out at the end of the year (or even at semester), with few making it all four years. Only notable alumnus was a bolivian president that everyone in bolivia hated.
“why’s that get taken down?”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech

With Friends 

The act of "With Friends" Is to look up internet pornography after your female friends leave the discord voice call.

Usually consisting of digital pornographic art of peculiar franchises, or Animan studios.
Cerys leaves the call

Isabelle leaves the call

Grayson: "I guess you know what time it is"

Elijah: "With Friends?"
Vincent: "Can you look up kuromi porn?"
Elijah: "That's clipped."

just good friends 

something to call someone you really don't want to admit to ever having a sexual relationship with because they are probably one nasty ass noob.
just good friends by k-pog July 13, 2004

Too many friends 

The last resort for removing people on facebook. While it has been possible to reach a 5,000 friend limit, the excuse is usually used to get rid of the annoying 'friends' you added or accepted to build up your friend count, or those who are no longer friends.
Can also be used to explain trimming your 'friends' down to just your real ones, not the myriad of acquaintances or suggested friends that build up.
Bob; 'Hey, Mike was asking why you deleted him on fb last night? Was it something to do with you walking in on him and your sister...'

John; 'Oh, no, tell him too many friends.'

Bob; 'The hell, you have like 200 friends?'

John; 'Exactly.'

Facebook status; 'Hey, sorry guys, too many friends. If I delete you, don't add me, cheers.'
Too many friends by Jimdawg2 July 5, 2010

breast of friends 

Kelly and Maureen see each other so often, you would think they are lesbian. But they are just breast of friends.
breast of friends by circuit_99 January 22, 2012