Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

black ear

A fictional sickness that has the potential of being a great excuse to call in sick or avoid a social event.

Jack: Wanna come to Ryan's party this Friday?

Ned: Can't dude black ear got me...

Jack: Jesus...ol' black ear snuck up on ya again eh?

by rickbillralphpetersteve April 7, 2009

Ear-eyes

(n.) A derogatory term used to describe someone whose eyes width resembles that of their ears.

1. “Dear ear-eyes, on my way in I hit your chicken, here’s an egg.”
2. Can you hear out of those things ear-eyes?

by Mickie J. March 31, 2025

Losing Sight Out of My Ear

When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.

Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.

Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.

And so on.

I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.

I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.

by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023

Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Ear clognation

When your ear is clogged in the nation of the United States

I have ear clognation not even gargling helps

by Yea yea October 1, 2023

Ear fetish

A sexual attraction towards ears. Ear fetishes are more common among people who also like chocolate milk.

Mads: Damn those are some sexy ears
Everyone: Lol Mads has an ear fetish

by IDLW April 24, 2019