Instead... Lock them up at the Dr. Phil rape farm and then your staff can rape the bad behavior out of them. Controlling people's behavior is SUPER important because women are vulnerable to psychogenic epidemics! Like the "hysteria" epidemic! Remember that? Remember how women were just labeled with "hysteria" and you could just lock em up? The was cool and Dr. Phil is totally fine with and has actively done a thing that was directly conceptually adjacent to that.
"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil
Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

by Slaa December 15, 2021

by Moctor Dario May 18, 2018

TL;DR means Too Long; Didn’t Read.
This abbreviation is most used when texting to respond to a very long message. It can also be used with any type of other activity where reading is involved.
This abbreviation is most used when texting to respond to a very long message. It can also be used with any type of other activity where reading is involved.
Girl 1: Omg did you hear about how crazy today was? The teacher was being a complete jerk and didn’t accept my homework just because I forgot to put my name on it! And guess what!? Josh broke up with Emily because apparently her breath smelt bad. What a jerk. Emily was in the bathroom crying and eating her lunch alone. I felt sooooooo bad so I sat with her. You should’ve came today tho. It was sooo awkward because we had nothing to talk about and we all know that you’re the best when it comes to talking to people.
Girl 2: Sorry, TL;DR
Girl 2: Sorry, TL;DR
by whackybb October 13, 2019

by Yiz March 15, 2022

Person A: Side effects may include: Fatigue, possibly due to anemia; Diarrhea, especially if treatment is for the abdomen. Symptoms tend to appear...
Person B: td;dr, I'm taking the pill anyways
Person B: td;dr, I'm taking the pill anyways
by AnonPezos December 21, 2023

(Verb) - based on the therapist 'Doctor Wyatt', when you do something after thinking about all of the consequences and risks, using your Wise Mind to do the right thing, you have 'Dr. Wyatt'ed' the situation. Usually used by patients of the Doctor himself, the action was created by none other than Frances Cosmos.
Becky: "So how did it go last night with your date?"
Jordan: "Well at first I was really distracted by her appearance, but after I Dr. Wyatt'ed the situation I realized she was manipulating me, so I left."
Becky: "Wow, I'm really impressed you realized that. I probably wouldn't have caught it, and just ended up getting used and hurt. Good job!"
Jordan: "Well at first I was really distracted by her appearance, but after I Dr. Wyatt'ed the situation I realized she was manipulating me, so I left."
Becky: "Wow, I'm really impressed you realized that. I probably wouldn't have caught it, and just ended up getting used and hurt. Good job!"
by Frances Cosmos June 12, 2018
