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lipstick dick

An uncircumcised cock. So named because the penis can be retracted back into the foreskin much like lipstick being retracted into the tube. Can also refer to a dick that has lipstick stain on it.
I read once that Elvis was ashamed of his lipstick dick.
by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
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porch dick

when someone is sitting on their porch acting like a dick
by yo dan March 8, 2015
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dick down

1. Getting or pertaining to hard sex between a male and female
2. Often used by a man when referring to sex with a woman
Eddie - "what up kid, what you gettin' into tonight?"

Bobby - "shoot son, im gonna dick down this fine ass shorty tonight"
by Von Doom July 2, 2008
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Pepper Dick

An extreme burning sensation on your penis caused by touching the area after eating spicy foods with your hands - most commonly buffalo wings or hot wings. This is typically caused by not thoroughly washing your hands or just using napkins to clean your hands after consuming hot foods then electing to urinate. Oils from certain hot sauces and peppers do not completely wash away even after a thorough scrubbing with soap and water which will likely, sometimes unknowingly, cause the burning sensation.
I got a little pepper dick from eating those wings.
by deepsix4 September 8, 2010
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dick greed

(noun): When a woman, typically promiscuous by nature, lusts after more than one penis; when a woman is not satisfied by a single penis and must have as many as possible.

Dick Greed is about wanting all the dicks, to be the Scrooge McDuck of dicks, as it were.
Yo that ho triflin. She wants Kanye West's dick AND Ray J's dick! She got that dick greed!
by Party Catz January 7, 2013
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Dick sex

When two naked men use their penises as swords and whoever loses and cums first has to like it off the other man penis
Bro me and tony where having fun doing some Dick sex and I won so he gave me a blowjob
by Ogie bogie October 13, 2020
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tabby dick

a guy who can't get his dick up
Melony: "How'd last night go?"

Cassandra: "Fucking sucked. He's a tabby dick"
by fckfuckfuckfuckyu August 31, 2010
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