Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die

Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.

by The most awesome April 18, 2019

depression

When you finish one of Michael Shur's shows (Parks & Rec, The Office)

Dude: Im so sad I finished the office
Other Dude: Dude that means you have depression

by Michael Shur Lover September 28, 2019

depressed

When you sike I am not gonna tell you but I know you searched it up to check if you have it

Lol I'm fine I am not depressed

by Bhhyybybtbrvrv October 15, 2019

Depression Freshmen

Those underclassmen in school who walk around the school like they own the place. They think they can “beat you in a fight” and “they are so much cooler than you.” They will try to ruin your day, so remember that you are better than those newbies at school. They are the filth at your school; at the bottom of the totem pole.

Eeew look at those kids! They think they own the place. They must be new kids. They’re a disgrace to this school. They’re depression freshmen!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 3, 2019

Depressed

Something my friends think I’m lying about being.

OMG you’re lying right? You can’t be depressed.

by Lol I’m A Gay Bitch September 9, 2019

Depression

a place that has nothing, no one, and no way out. you feel dead inside, and you just keep smiling and smiling and laughing when you feel like crying and dying. you are empty, and the simple task of going to school is a chore, all you do is cry and cry and die inside. you say im fine but you’re not. everyone thinks depression is wanting to die, but the thing is that you’re already dead.

Amy: OH MY GOD! My favorite show was cancelled! I’m so depressed, I wanna kill myself!

Sharon: Poor you! That’s so sad! Depression is terrible!

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Emily: How are you?

Me: imlaughingimlyingitfeelslikeimdyingpleaseineedyoumorethanyoulleverknowimdrowningimdepressed-

Me: I’m fine.

by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ September 11, 2019

depressed harry

Depressed harry is an absolute loser. He has no friends and every one is mean to him.

He looks depressed, but not as nearly like depressed harry

by Harry Beumer May 31, 2018