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zero day

ZERO DAY was the code-word that two students used to describe the assault they planned for over a year, and which they finally executed on May 1st, 2001.

On that warm and beautiful spring day, Andre Kriegman and Calvin Gabriel, two students of Iroquois High School, walked onto to their campus with three semiautomatic weapons, a shotgun, a revolver, at least twenty explosive devices and several knives.

ZERO DAY, the movie, brings us into the world of best friends Andre and Calvin.

Self-named the "Army of Two" they used video cameras to record everything relevant to their final "mission." Their video diaries provide a window into their chillingly ordinary lives, and as we get to know them we become seduced by their intelligence, their humor, their directness, the inward and outward expressions of their adolescence, and their terrible single-mindedness.
Andre: Zero Day movie bro.. youtube.com/watch?v=pgRDWjafLm4
Calvin: O_O wow, we're brutal.
by Gregz0rzz December 13, 2006
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valentines day

A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.
Valentines Day should be banned and all those celebrating it shot.
by Brother Number One February 18, 2007
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Have a day

An intended derivative and omission of “nice” from the far more colloquial “have a nice day”. Said as a bare minimum “polite” response when one is aggravated or feels sleighted.

It’s polite in the sense that it intuitively sounds like have a nice day and basically implies that the speaker cares enough about the recipient that they hope the recipient doesn’t die...at least for today.

However it’s also borderline rude, and could be perceived as a way of indirectly telling someone to fuck off, depending on the context. It intentionally omits “nice,” implying that the speaker is either in a general not-nice mood, or does not care about the recipient enough to wish them a nice day per se. Still more graceful than telling someone to piss off, as you can always feign ignorance to any malicious intent.
*supervisor catches you on a bad day and says some unnecessary shit*:
“Have a day.”

Le sarcastic douche: “Good job!”
Le moi: “Have a day.”
by Superlative Detritus November 29, 2018
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Hump Day

According to The Erotic Barber:

A day (presumably Wednesday) in which you need to tag 3 big dick ass niggas under the originating post. TEB states that he needs more big dick ass niggas to do the "Bust That Nut" challenge with him and is giving out free subscriptions to his onlyfans.
Yo Yo Yo its hump day! Ay what I need you to do is tag 3 big dick ass niggas under this tweet right here. I need some more niggas to do this ‘Bust That Nut’ challenge with.

And I’m also giving away another hunit free subscriptions to my onlyfans. Be looking out for that tweet later on today, and don't forget to tag them 3 big dick ass niggas if you one of the big dick niggas tag yourself!
Hump day! Fuck with ya boy! Nude Barber.
by AntoineSexman September 17, 2022
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valengine's day

what men call Valentine's Day when they expect to get laid at the end of the evening.
Travis: "I pulled out all the stops for my girl this Valentine's Day, I am soooo getting laid tonight!"
John: "Nice bro, sounds like you're going to celebrate Valengine's Day!"
Travis: "Totes!"
by GlazeHer January 26, 2014
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SP Day

SP day is every 28th day in each month and it's a day, when fans from all over the world celebrate Simple Plan.
The idea started in the SP Crew, where this date (the 28th) was set randomly, just in order to have a date to celebrate. And what's the purpose of the SP day? Wearing SP clothing, listening to SP's music, talking about SP and just doing everything in your power to let the world know, that you are a Simple Plan fan!
-"Hey! Happy SP Day all!!!"

-"Guess what?! It's 28th June!! And it's an SP Day!!!"
by Syeren MCRmy_SP May 24, 2009
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hoe day

Hoe day is when you celebrate all the hoes you know or have met in your life !have fun!
I fucked 36 men in one day. Celebrate hoe day!!
by Shay the hoe April 8, 2017
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