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wook bush

Wook bush is a bush with long nappy hair and may even be dreaded. If you have ever witnessed wook bush you have to instantly burn sage to protect your aura. It’s so bad you would rather have your best dude friend blow drugs up your ass known as the boof assist.
Hey bro did you sleep with that wook chick you met at the Disco Biscuits show? Nah. Her wook bush was so scary I decided to let Troy blow mollie into my squashed spider.
by Funkurface July 24, 2021
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Bush Stuka

Also known in Australia as Magpies, Bush Stukas are named such as they resemble the WW2 era Junkers Ju 87 Stuka dive bomber as they swoop at innocent passers by, sometimes drawing blood or even taking out an eye
Give that park a wide berth, there's a family of angry Bush Stukas in there. Old mate Bazza's sister lost an eye to one of the little buggers last week.
by TimmyOz August 11, 2021
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Jacob bush

A big ass fucker-bitch with a 16.3 inch cock
by Big dick cock boy July 2, 2021
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Bee Bush

"Bee Bush" is one of many stunt challenges that Peter Griffin & his friends do in Season 7 Episode 5 of "Family Guy", after they watch hit MTV show, "Jackass".

It involves covering your crotch with honey to attract bees out of their hive box, then, you carefully have to move them back towards the hive box without angering them.

Glenn Quagmire was noble enough to this challenge, however, thanks to Peter, the bees were angered and stung him a lot.
Quagmire: I'm Glenn Quagmire, and this is Bee Bush.
by RogerADFan98 August 16, 2022
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Bush Monkey

Men who hookup or "cruise " for sex in the bush. Normally in obscure places. They can also be shower monkeys (cruise in gym) garage monkeys (cruise in car garage) mostly these monkeys are cruising for sex and mostly in bushes or bathroom stalls like the toilet monkey.
Look at these Bush Monkeys popping in and out of the same bush. Hope they clean up after themself. Hate seeing all the TP and condom wrappers on the ground. Dirty bush monkey
by GogoTrouble November 8, 2022
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Bush League

The term "Bush league" describes something that is below professional standards, or sub par. The “Bush” part of the term comes from a comparison to small town America and how they would handle their business. It’s roots can be traced directly back to the turn of the nineteenth century in the tiny town of West Minot, Maine, specifically the West Minot Fire Department
I’m sick and fackin’ tired of being the only fire department that shows up to the Andy County Fire Convention every friggin year without proper class A uniforms!!! That Sonva-whore chief gave poor Willy captain’s bahs so big, they looked like 2 fackin’ sections of railroad tracks on his shirt! It’s a good godam thing they forgot to orda his name plate so no one knew who the fuck he was !!! It don’t matta anyways cause now the whole state thinks we’re nothin but a bunch of friggin Bush Leaguer’s !!!”
by Bigbrothathunda!!! November 11, 2022
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Archaburp-bush

When a person named Archie and a person named Bert fall into a bush with their legs in the air.
Oh no! Stop Archaburp-bush-ing!!!
by ThatRandomPersonYouWalkedPast September 20, 2022
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