blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

blast ass

When youre taking a dump and when you push you release a spray of watery hershy squirts

I was taking a dump,and had some serious blast ass

by Shooshmaster January 18, 2015

Blasting couch

When a person is sitting on a couch and is being being blasted with semen by multiple people surrounding the couch.

I love being covered from head to toe after a blasting couch session.

by Frostyman007 October 21, 2021

Finger Blasting

When a person aggressively fingers their ass at maximum volume

Asher was finger blasting

by Asher Woney September 30, 2023

Baja Booty Blast

The toe curling shit after consuming both Taco Bell and the Taco Baja Blast

“Carls been in the bathroom for a while?”
“Oh yeah he got Baja Booty Blasted

by Nathussy October 28, 2023

double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.

B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"

by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009

Arc blast

When someone says something, but someone else has a counter to what had been said. Generally followed by obnoxious trap horn.

Logan: man that chick is so hot lookin'!
Me: Naw bruh, your mom is hot lookin'! (trap horn)
Logan: damn, just arc blast me bruh

by spodykody August 14, 2018