Cheddar Blast

Getting your vagina digitally penetrated and stimulated.

Remember when she got cheddar blasted by Joey Fatone? Hawt!

by Nowaygo May 25, 2025

double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.

B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"

by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009

Blast posing

When a man ejaculates onto a posing women with such force that it is comparable to a blast.

Last night my girlfriend and I were caught blast posing.

by Justapseudonym May 13, 2014

Blastful

Obnoxious, or overwhelming

Ugh, Lucy is so blastful

by Elizabeth petro March 22, 2024

burgler blast

The act of breaking into someone's home while the occupants are asleep, then masterbating on them. Once finished quietly leave.

Hey Dave I saw that girl from the gas station yesterday followed her home and gave her a burgler blast

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014

Bliss n blast

When you're laying on the bed, hands behind your head, totally relaxed getting an awesome toe-curling blowjob and you finish with the other person gulping down your massive sperm load.

Dude, I got a bliss n blast from a freaky couple last night! She sucked me off while he licked my balls and rimmed me.

by Watchinfool November 19, 2025