silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.

Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.

by Harry Wallbanger May 3, 2006

don’t let the bed bugs bite

Don’t piss the bed

Good night! Don’t let the bed bugs bite

by LouLana August 31, 2022

Bed Writer

A person that used scat or urain to write on the bed sheet

*Bed writer* Someone Who pisses on the bed.

by Rose koi June 1, 2022

bed corn

Food that is eaten in bed. Derived from a scene in the documentary, "Grey Gardens" in which the characters are seen eating corn on the cob while lying in bed.

John: Honey, are you eating spaghetti in bed again?
Jill: Oh, you know me...I can't resist a little bed corn!

by gary the squirrel June 8, 2017

bed boxing

When you’re getting really freaky in bed and you suddenly start boxing eachother.

Man me and my girl was bed boxing last night son!😝

by Bedboxer May 9, 2018

Go to bed

It’s past Tatum kerstings bed time

Tatum needs to go to bed

by Hahdjdudjsnnd July 12, 2021

in bed

when your mom tells you to get in bed and you really just play xbox till 5am

get in bed johnny, you've got school tomorrow!

by HyweII November 25, 2018