Troll: "Its when two people get into be-"
Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll
Troll: "Sorry...."
Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!
Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll
Troll: "Sorry...."
Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!
*Keiv the dog wakes up, and has bed butt*
Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"
Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "
Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"
Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "
by LittleKiddo ✝︎ March 24, 2021

When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!
by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 8, 2022

•Eker-Bed or also written as Ekerbed is a word in Tamazight language which means “set up , stand up“
• This word was recently used by the Tunisian singer Imen Cherif in her new Song.
• This word was recently used by the Tunisian singer Imen Cherif in her new Song.
by Tifayur_ December 4, 2020

In used my new sex toy and at late at night I splurged all over my bed giving my washing machine a wet sensation of Bed Milk.😂
by Bed Milk August 21, 2016

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.
"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."
by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020

Got up to pee and marissa had made the bed before I was done sleeping. Bitch I was just about to hop back in, you bed nazi!
by Brian g January 18, 2021
