Bearded Clam

Vagina

She has a killer bearded clam.

by Freaky Frankie May 5, 2021

Beast Beard

A beard that looks good.

Chuck Norris' beard is a Beast Beard. I'd kiss him.

by kstache December 15, 2010

Beard Tings

Term for the best beardcare products you can use on your beard.

Beard Tings are typically Beard Oils, Beard Butters, Beard Balms, Beard Wash, Moustache Wax, Beard Combs, Beard Brushes

Hey bro, give me a go on those Beard Tings!

by Beard Tings November 24, 2021

Bearded Puss

When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard

You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 August 27, 2018

Cheek Strap Beard

Much like the chin strap beard, the cheek strap is trimmed up to the jaw line. The cheek strap however, covers the cheeks as a normal beard would.

Usually sported by a lad who's confused about how to accomplish a lumberjack style beard.

If Spence would trim that cheek strap beard at the neck line, he wouldn't look like such a muppet.

by Spike the nail driver October 11, 2017

Bearded Dragon

A bearded man that dresses up to look like Gwen Stefani for a performance every Wednesday night.

"Oh, look at Seth, he is tho tho hot! There's nobody better at bearded dragon."

by SweetSugarBalls March 1, 2023

Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021