third base compromise

Getting to third base with a new partner and finding something unexpected, but continuing anyways

"I didn't know you had a penis, but it's all good, I'll take the muddy road and call it a third base compromise"

by PurpleDido March 17, 2015

500th base

When you make love triangle and you end up jerking off every night with the sound of “Your little pussy belongs to me” videos in titkok, and at the same time your friend is trying to stick 500 umbrellas to your ass.

“Dude I hit 500th base last night”
“No way bro, how tf you took 500 umbrellas?”
“It was easy, my girl started pegging me.”

by Cyber Daddy 2 April 12, 2022

Based

Adjective. Meaning the concerned act is something positive for society, perhaps something that even deserves praise. In gaming world, is used as the antonym of "broken".

I mean, shooting sexual predators is lowkey based. It makes sense he was found guilty of none.

by not_zub November 21, 2021

Based

Gard von Based the XIV, Duke of all Turkey, Saviour of Penid, His Holy Emperor, Exalted Disciple of God, Heir to the Throne of the Kingdom of Galicia and Lodomeria, Emperor of the Qing Dynasty, Ruler of All

Dude 1: Damn nigga, heard His Holiness Gard von Based is really freaking based!
Dude 2: Indeed.

by weffffff March 4, 2021

Based

Based on what?

Based on what???

by undergroundhiphoprobot January 5, 2023

based

the opposite of woke

Wow, he doesn't support socialism? He is very based and I want to have his kids.

by th3 sm@rt p3rs0n December 20, 2021

based

biased, but for instead of against

His take on the political situation was really based.

by based_bobthebuilder February 12, 2022