Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.

Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.

by thehighyeast September 30, 2012

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Beard agreement

An agreement made between 2 or more men with slick beards to fight the beardless (Chakka)

Haroon entered in a beard agreement with abdullah as both of them had sick beard.

by Redscar December 30, 2020

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cheesy beard

When you get face fucked and the jizz solidifies to form a beard. Ferment for extra enjoyment.

I face fucked your mum last night. By the end she had a cheesy beard upstairs and down.

by Cheesybearddudr May 28, 2017

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beard-wax

An anal male, preoccupied with his looks & perfect personal presentation shallow detached from the importance of real emotions anal up himself

“I was so upset but he just kept glancing at his reflection and preening. He’s utterly beard-wax””. Q: “Is the new boss an understanding type?” A: “Huh! No way. Totally beard-wax... snappy dresser, minimalist office, nil humanity”.

by Urban burble May 2, 2018

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Beard

Term for a woman "dating" a gay man in order to conceal his homosexuality.

"No one will think I am gay if I have a beautiful beard on my arm."

by Bang Ding Ow January 7, 2022

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Bearded Lady

When a woman gives head to a man( a man with rather large amounts of public hair), as the man shaves the hair all over her face. The man then ejaculates on the woman’s chin, making the hair stick.

Man 1: Last night I gave my girl a bearded lady.
Man 2: Haha, how’d she react?
Man 1: We aren’t dating anymore.

by Bearded man September 15, 2018

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