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Steve

Steve is...Steve, the gender fluid cat girl, with blue fur.
Steve: uwu
Me: Fuck you,(Steve).
by franf the carrot September 15, 2019
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Steve Harvey

human being that is the equivalent of dr. Phil on planet Earth
Steve harvey is dr. Phil. "your so right dude!"
by skyerlike skyer December 18, 2019
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The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.
Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"
by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017
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Steve Job

A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.
Cornelius gave me an auspicious Steve Job last night.
by anonymous January 1, 2017
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Steve's Old Bay

When you need a little encouragement to eat out a girl on her period to earn your wings. You just toss some old Bay seasoning on it and chow down cause you ain't a quitter, and you love Old Bay
She was on her period and I couldn't eat her out until I pulled a Steve's Old Bay.
by dayoldhotdog June 14, 2023
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Mama Steve

Mama Steve is a 19 year old single mom that goes by the name “Steve Harrington” in the show “Stranger Things” and is played by the actor Joe Keery
by Rea 🐦 March 23, 2021
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Kitchen Steve

That guy who does everything way cheaper than your local business'. Need a haircut, call Kitchen Steve, Tattoo? He's not licensed but he got this cool tattoo gun off eBay once and he practices on himself.
Dude you don't need to pay $60 for that haircut man, Kitchen Steve will do it for $10. Let me give him a call!
by ChaoticFreedoms October 29, 2020
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