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Brandon Arbuckle

A tall male that has tattoos and loves going to gay bars but claims he’s homophonic.
Hey I went to the gay bar last night and I seen a Brandon Arbuckle there.
by Dave Riddle December 25, 2023
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Brandon A. Walker

Brandon A Walker is a gay boy in the closet secretly in love with Jonathan Chukwueke at PHS. He is on the soccer team and looks in the stands for Jonathan each game.
Brandon A. Walker LOVES boys
Brandon A. Walked gets pecked on weekends
by BrandonAWalkerthegayboy December 27, 2023
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Brandon

Look at that brandon
by maiwand December 29, 2023
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Brandon

Brandon is the kind of guy that is quiet but not shy. He hangs out with a bunch of friends but he doesn't make his presence known like the others. With good-ish sense of style, and shoes that belong in 2021, you'll probably hear him talking about drake; or a sport that he is obsessed with. Brandon is normally blonde with blue eyes. He tends to study people a lot by watching conversations nearby unravel. Brandon also has a short attention span, so to expand it, he fiddles with his hands and ALL over his papers.
Girl 1: Brandon is sooo hot!
Girl 2: I wanna marry Brandon one day...
Guy 1: Wtf
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Brandon Tschetter

Describes anybody who is really fat and loves men!
by Bigboy157 January 17, 2024
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Brandon Han

Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.
Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?

No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily

Oh is that why he gets no bitches?

No, that's because of his micropenis
by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024
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Dark Brandon

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.
Did you guys see Dark Brandon own those MAGAs?
by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024
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