Robert

A very dysfunctional man with problems holding up an erection for more than 22 seconds. He is incredibly ugly and ridiculed for his homosexuality.

Robert gay lmao.

Wow Robert lookin kinda thicc, it's a shame his name is Robert.

by RoberIsActuallyMyName January 19, 2020

robert sonnenleitner

Robert sonnenleitner a really fun guy to be with. He is the best guy to start a Familiy with. He especially hates albanian people.

Robert sonnenleitner is an awesome dude

by Robert sonnenleitner November 22, 2021

rabbit robert

two personalities of one person. Who is always cool rabbit is the chill one robert is the angry one. both great at sex. Rabbit Robert are my personalities

Rabbit Robert are both my personalities.

by rabbit.g0d February 16, 2017

Roberts

A Roberts is a human with a massive shlong. It doesn't matter if it's your first or last name. But if your first name is Grace it's different. She is the best person in the world along with the funniest. The only person who is better is if there name is Grace Eve Roberts. Then you should be kissing they're feet because they are royalty. Again huge dong bigger than your arm.

I'm adopted ,but my dingle ling is huge. My real parent must be Roberts.

by Eve McCune June 19, 2020

Robert

Someone who is unable to control their bowel movements in videogame stores.

Damn, I just made a wicked Robert; I'll have to pre-order that game later.

by Epicforniteboy December 2, 2018

Evbil Robert

An evbil goober who loves to play vibeo gaymes and enjoys committing siwwy crimes

My name is Evbil Robert

by Evil robert August 10, 2025

Robert Amos

If you are a Robert Amos then you have it all

Check that guys dick out it's definitely a Robert Amos.

by A chick that knows December 4, 2022