meat tenderizer

Slang term describing a police officer's baton. The term is best appreciated when the baton is furiously applied on the head of some stupid bastard who desperately deserves it.

We loved it when the dude who ran over the little kid resisted arrest, because it gave the police a good opportunity to use the meat tenderizer.

by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005

meat gag

To force your penis into someones mouth in order to make them stop talking.

The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her the meat gag.

by PeeBee January 14, 2004

Meat Candy

Slang for testicles.

Hey, girl, be sure to taste up on my meat candy while you're down there. Thanks.

by Bad Obnauticus October 28, 2009

Meat popsicle

A person that has been frozen then defrosted, Drawn from various science fiction sources it is based on the assumption that such a person would need to justify a potentialy very distant birth date.

Cop questioning ID “yea you don’t look 346 years old, you got a beauty secret.” Citizen “I’m a Meat popsicle.”

by Dave Zed December 16, 2008

hamburger meat

The bits left in the toilet after flushing a messy shit.

Roomate 1 : "Fuck, man flush the toilet twice next time."

Roomate 2 : "Why?"

Roomate 1 : "There was a load of hamburger meat floatin around when i went to take a piss."

by That Fella. June 19, 2012

meat head

A meat head is someone who tries really hard to be ultra-masculine. This involves lifting weights, talking about lifting weights, walking with your arms out because you're so huge, looking to get in fights at bars because the ladies aren't down with you or because someone ran into one of your arms or just because you saw an emo dude with a stupid shirt. Meat heads always wear Affliction shirts or vests.

Contrary to popular opinion, being a meathead is more about how you act than how you look. Therefore, a skinny dude or even a bull dike could be a meathead, cuz they exhibit this behavior.

Look at that dude over there by the ladies restroom with the cutoff Affliction shirt, what a meat head.

by Kremlin Cole March 21, 2008

Meat Puppet

An actor.

"These are the finest meat puppets I've ever controlled." - Joss Whedon on the 'Firefly' cast.

by llamas007 February 2, 2013