White Whale

The act of ejaculating in your female partners anus and then having her fart to shoot the cum into your mouth, imitating the blow hole of most whale species

Friend 1 - Dude I had her give me a white whale last night!

Friend 2 - dude you’re so fucking lucky! My girl is too vanilla for that

Friend 1 - Fucking sucks bud

by TheGoldenWhale February 17, 2025

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BROWN WHALE

When two fat women roll around in their own shit.

Watching that brown whale made me throw up.

by Joe Seff February 20, 2025

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Wrinkley Whale

A old man cock

"I heard Joe Biden has a wrinkley whale"

by Bahma February 23, 2025

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whale drum

The Original metal tongue drum

Whoa, that whale drum is vibrating the ground!

by DoubleDiego March 8, 2025

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A family from Arizona where the no it all wife drinks a strawberry daquari wit whip cream spilling it on herself making her look like a whale. She didnt apprectiate any thing till her son misteriously and naturally dies of a fetenayl Over Dose.

The whale no it all cut my hair explaining that her son got arrested get ready fir this stealing guns from a cop car. Laugh the fuck out lod. Now he dead from drugs. Giv me a fing break. We are sick of the lies.

by Real truth. June 13, 2023

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