Brown Willy 

Like a wet willy except instead of putting your pinky finger in your mouth you put it up your asshole and then stick it into someone’s ear

“Dude, he gave me a fucking brown willy! We gotta stop hanging out with him….”

Brown Willy by CeCeLutt March 2, 2024

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata 

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024

Tillied willy 

When something innocent gets taken out of context, and now sounds sexual, and someone reads it and gets hard.

Barbara: ugh, John’s so degenerated he probably got a tillied willy from that post.
Martha: you’re so right, John definitely had his willy tillied from that.

Tillied willy by Johndoerodgers March 20, 2024

D-Willy 

Having sex with a pre op trans woman with thick legs with a mouth full of popcorn

Talking to a baddie at the club asked her if she wanted to try out a d-Willy

D-Willy by Geneyev April 12, 2024

chilly willy 

when you pour liquid nitrogen into a girls asshole so it freezes

i gave marley a chilly willy last night

chilly willy by bigshlongdaddy123 April 22, 2024

Rocking Willy 

When a tattoo artist, piercer or tattoo shop owner choke-slams his partner in a public place.

Last night at the bar that tiny piercing man really gave his young gf a Rocking Willy.

Rocking Willy by anonymous June 22, 2024

Peely Willy

Preferably this action shall be acted out upon a circumcised penis of moderate to enlarged length and girth to match the mouthfeel of a banana. Starting at the head/ tip of the penis four large incisions from said tip shall be moved downward towards the base of the penis. The incision shall just barely penetrate the surface of the skin. Once completed either the lone individual or a third party lover shall grab one at a time and pull back causing the skin to peel off like a banana skin. Only after all quadrants are officially peeled the irreversible act of oral sex may commence.

I tell you what man, a Peely Willy, will make you realize in the end all we are is dust in the wind.

Peely Willy by Magmawall July 11, 2024