Jade Tiger

The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.

Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"

by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017

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Asian Tiger

Asian Mike, also known as "The son of Payphone".

He grabbed her like an asian tiger.

by markmark69 April 19, 2018

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Mad Tiger

A song from the band P Lander Z. Usually in refernece to an out of control friend or someone who is a party animal while funny is bordeline insane.

Dude i can't wait to party with Fernie, he's a mad tiger!

by warmaster January 2, 2018

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captain tigeroo

A half Russian tiger half Australian kangaroo great at kicking ass and being awesome

Captain Tigeroo stole my lucky charms

by Amaz1ng3 January 17, 2018

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crawling tiger

A sexual move where you are on all fours and dragging your nuts on the ground. The friction from this action causes the ballsack to warm up. The man then pounces on the woman, supplying her with warmth and affection from the nuts alone.

Omg Becky, last night when I was with Tom we were getting all kinky and shit when all of a sudden he did the Crawling Tiger. My pussy was wetter than Niagara Falls itself that night

by Durkmcgurk May 8, 2018

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