toilet

A place in every suburban home where people go when poop (or pee) is about to be shot out of their butts like a rocket.

i have to poop so bad! i need to go to the toilet!

by POOPIE HAHAHAAHHAHA October 13, 2021

toilet

Where you go caca or pee pee.

i gotta go poop,
where?
IN THE TOILET.

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

toilet

a thing you either take a huge pee or poop in

"i need to go to the toilet"

by minihoot March 14, 2023

Toilet

Don't think it, don't say it, Don't you dare say it.
If you say it, i will kill you.

Guy: skibidi toilet
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by shantelqualavius January 13, 2024

toilet

a toilet is a great use in the house. it is good to drink shit on and put viniger in! i love toilets❤️

“hey bro wanna go to the toilet fountain?”
“yeah bro i love me some toilet water”

by AUGHHHHHHHHHHH May 26, 2022

Toilet

Your younger sibling
Or POFS

My toilet lil bro is the most POFS on the planet

by Dumdum42069 June 18, 2022

Toilet Ghost

Toilet Ghosts - After sex, when the urge to piss occurs, the little bits of remaining semen spray into the toilet, and turn into wisps that look like ghosts.

Yo bro, check out my Toilet Ghost...

by Vladimir AK-47 July 30, 2020